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was funny but...

The only two jokes that ruined it for me was the birds and being "disoriented". Can't deny that the humor was there for the rest of it. Though the t-bag thing kinda brought the rating down a little. It obviously took time and hard work to create this, so a seven is in your future. 8 is just too much, but 6 was just too little, and 0 would make anyone look like an ass, so 7 it is.

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microsoft sam and fax machine noises just dont mix

darn

They need to add a voice over of FPS Doug's boom headshot whenever someone gets a headshot.

Good game

Nice job. You can mark Michigan down on the Patination around the Nation map.

It's alright...

The graphics were good and all, but there is no story to really pull you into the gameplay. The zelda games were great because they started you out in normal roles in society (figuratively speaking) and drew you out through minor occurences that led up to larger scaled combat. Not being rude, but you kinda jumped the gun on that and sent anyone who played straight into the fire. Another thing was that you really couldn't be pulled in by your surroundings. While i agree that generated maps are cool, they take away a certain aspect of the game that is crucial to the player. And it left a redundancy in the gameplay because if you had been to one map, you already knew what to expect. After that it just gets repetitive. I have nothing much to say about the weapons except that most hits didnt register towards killing opponents. All in all, it has the looks and makings of a great rpg, but it could go so much further.

Yes!

DEFEND THE ALAMO! seriously though, nice game